There are many new topics that need to be addressed revolving around the Quake community; however, I feel led to touch on this here today. There are many rumors going around about TDM players having their therapy sessions on Voice talking shit about 888 for hours on end (everyday). Pathetic, I know. This is how they cope with their raging jealously of 888. They are too scared to say anything to 888's face, so these nerd bullies get together and run their mouths (like a bunch of openly receiving in the ass 2 dolla hoe yentas) about 888 in the dark like chumps. I have never seen such cowardness in my life; the same way the majority of this TDM crowd today have never even seen pussy except in a mirror. In this secret Voice chat, they have talked about 888’s movements. They are so jealous of 888 because 888 is just such an incredible player with such extraordinary moves. Their engulfed envy just can't stand it!! These TDM guys have smooth connections with Tasty servers, while 888 has to deal with lag and the lack of smoothness. So overall, 888 is the better player to have his astounding record playing under such harsh conditions. If 888 had their given smooth connections, he would own much easier than he already does. 888 believes the runners of Tasty mess with his connection in order to help TDM members because the majority of TDM members need all the help they can get. The lag and choppiness was never as bad as it is now for 888.
That being said, some "spokesperson" named Jehar made a fact-less comment that was very offensive, appalling, and outright inaccurate. Jehar said some guy named “David” is the King of Quake 2. Well, under what facts? What grounds? What STATS?!?!! I checked David’s stats and he has well below 1000 frags. 888 has over 500,000 frags. Yes, 888 has over half a million frags. The MOST Frags in Quake history. Seems like this David has his work cut out for him to even be placed in the same bracket as The Legendary 888. Let’s just not make wild assertions that cannot be backed up with verifiable truth. The facts are 888 has the most frags for Quake 2 with the highest KDR. 888 has already been called the King of DM. Therefore, 888 would be the King of Quake 2 (if anyone) for this era. Howbeit, 888 is beyond a mere king, for he is a Quake GOD who is outside any existing man-made category today. Recognize and KNEEL.
Jehar already doesn’t have a real trustable face. Maybe it is the mustache, making him look like a lost duplicitous Musketeer. Like he would have an order carried out and then hide behind the mods pretending like he had nothing to do with it. But anyways, it was Bouv that really disappointed. Bouv made a comment that David is the best Quake 2 player in the world. Bouv needs to keep those soft sensitive eyes on what really matters → 888!! David has not even fought everyone in Q2 to be labeled the best, nor does he have a high enough Frag record to even attempt to start to claim it. David has not even beat Rambs (aka Rambo). Rambs will most likely take David with the right map and correct circumstances. Overall, I have nothing against David. He seems like he would be fun size. Throw a pink wig on him, some clear stilettos, colored matching shades (like he loves to wear) and have a good time with him. People, let's try and stick with the facts and not turn into some of today's TDM puss starved maggots who talk shit behind closed doors like the no nuts having pieces of chicken shits they are. Thanks and Happy Fragging!!
ASTONISHING!!
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UPDATE: 7.24.22. It is clear there are many who do not grasp the point of this post. Hopefully, this more direct approach will make it more transparent. 888 is being asked if he would play David? SMH. Well, David is highly affiliated with the today TDM crowd. The TDM crowd today has been proven to be corrupt. Unfortunately, David is no exception.
Sigh, this post was not meant to bash David. Howbeit, you can look at David’s mouth and tell he loves Polish sausage. 888 will have a sausage waiting for David when he comes to the States. It won’t be Polish and probably a lot more sausage than David is used to taking in one sitting; however, I am sure 888 will gladly work through David on it. Again, this post was not meant to be a straightforward bash on this David character. That being said (if it is not clear), 888 will wipe the arena with David’s panties (while David is still wearing them) if it comes down to it. David does not speak much English, but all he is going to need to learn to say to 888 is “It’s open, daddy.” After the match, David will feel more than compelled to get a tattoo of 888’s name stamped on his beaten ass.
Is that clear enough? Moving. David clearly uses a jump hack. David is on TastyspleenTV distinctly using a jump hack, but no one says a word. This is what is annoying. Tasty supposedly does not want any hacks or cheats; however, if you play TDM, they share hack tricks that stock/honest players do not use. Do you see what my issue is? Is this becoming more clear? Pound for pound, stock for stock, 888 is the best rawest player. Today’s TDM crowd (overall) is not legit. Again, this is not a bash on David. David seems like a normal sausage craving fun sized semi twinker who would love nothing more than to gobble 888’s winning sausage in a match; and 888 will gladly feed David The TRUE King’s sausage (with LOADS of white cream on the side).
*UPDATE (3.1.23): 888 has over 700,000 frags. Yes, 888 has close to a million frags. The MOST Frags in Quake history.
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