I have gotten several requests to have 888 THE QUAKE GOD make a guest appearance at QuakeCon down in Grapevine, Texas. 888 has been meaning to make his way back to Texas...or was it Mexico…Coahuila. Anyways, I might swing by as well. There are a few must dos and sees while down there. I must see glow kayaking, Beav’s family, and what my cum looks like on Jehar’s mustache. Afterwards, I am then going to have him use the cum as lubricant to shave that ridiculous thing off.

Anyways, the event should be…ok. 888 will not be signing autographs, but will be taking buttholes. Make sure all you bottom bitches wear short skirts with colorful thongs for easy access. 888 hates when excessive clothing gets in the way.

Now, to make it clear, if any of yous want to test 888’s Gangsta, you are going to need to secure a few details. First, make sure you bring a lot of lube, because your ass is going to get FUCKED… like a lot...like ridiculously. Second, make sure you have the ambulance on speed dial and/or at a planned time/location for the ambulance to be waiting for you. You are going to need an ambulance for yourself. It might be your best move just to pay to have the medic wait for you. Because when the time comes when you need the ambulance, you might not be able to use your hands, fingers, mouth, voice, legs, etc. Third, make sure you have a room reserved at an emergency room and/or hospital nearby. Make sure it is to your liking because you are going to be there for a while recovering and getting a lot of work done. Might I suggest touring the local hospitals and emergency rooms prior for one to your liking. Last, but certainly not least, double check with your insurance provider to make sure they cover reconstructive butthole surgery because you’re definitely going to need that. Some insurance companies look at it as cosmetic and don’t cover it; they don’t care if you are now farting out of your ear or what not. Also, the insurance company may look at it as you were having a good time and won’t cover it due to reckless judgment on your part. They wouldn’t be exactly wrong now would they? If you were to recklessly decide to test 888’s Gangsta and got FUCKED. Nevertheless, you are going to want to make sure that your butthole is covered. It will be a long tedious process getting your butthole reconstructed (to no longer be farting out your ear) and going through the post butthole recovery process. Make sure you have enough time allotted from work and other usual activities. This should help tremendously!! You’re welcome!!